Big Tiddy’s Top Ten 9-16-18

10 Reasons I Love Fall

10. I don’t have to mow anymore this year.

9. I don’t have to drag out that goddamn trimmer anymore.

8. Beer by the fire pit, motherfuckers!

7. ‘It’s the season to eat chili (you knew there would be a food reference here somewhere).

6. I get to burn all the shit I saved all summer.

5. Planting 2,000 horsepower to the track is SO much easier.

4. Deer season, motherfuckers!

3. The annual Big Tiddy boat ride (Cruise to the Caribbean)

2. College Football, motherfuckers!

1. Fuck you Summer. Done with your shit.

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