Top Ten Reasons Beer is better than women…
10. You can have a beer in public.
9. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
8. A beer always goes down easy.
7. Beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
6. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
5. You always know you’re the first one to pop that beer.
4. A beer is ALWAYS wet.
3. You can share a beer with friends.
2. You never have to wash a beer to make it taste good.
1. A beer will NEVER be pissed when you come home with another beer on your breath.