Top ten reasons why Taco Bell is the bomb.
10. When you really need to try and take a s**t…
9. The $5 box deals are quite filling.
8. Cheesy Gorditas are better than your first girlfriend.
7. Double Decker Taco Supremes are my personal favorite. ♥️
6. I think Beelzebub goes to Taco Bell.
5. It is funny to watch toothless crackheads eat a crunchy taco.
4. Taco Bell restaurants near a college are right up my alley. More a** than a donkey basketball game.
3. I could drink the nacho cheese like a shot of whisky.
2. Nacho Fries Belgrande!
1. Double Decker Taco Supremes look like your wife after a 5 dude creampie when looking down from above.